Merchandise
Sold through our Etsy shop -- Etsy handles checkout, payment, and shipping, not us. Prices are set on Etsy and shown here as a guide; the listing is what you actually pay.
A grumpy birch log, mid-existential-crisis, on an 11oz ceramic mug. For the first coffee of the day, before anyone's allowed to talk to you.
A countersunk screw sitting flush in the grain, and a caption doing all the heavy lifting. Framed and ready to hang wherever a woodworking pun needs to live.
A hand-lettered cardboard sign for the woodworker who has never once turned down free plywood. Die-cut, magnetic, and ready for the shop fridge.
Same hand-lettered cardboard sign, now living on your desk instead of your fridge. For the woodworker who splits their time between the shop and fighting CAD software.
A vintage theater playbill for the tragedy every woodworker knows by heart: denial, dust, and applying finish anyway. Curtain at 220 grit.
Gus in profile, dimension-lined like a shop drawing, with the overhang marked SQUEEZE-OUT (NORMAL). A little squeeze-out means you used enough glue -- the joint that fails is the starved one.